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I would rather be killed by a shark than a crocodile idc idc

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foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Haniazed ok first, "idc" means "i don't care"
@foldedunfolding and…?🙄
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Haniazed No don`t! She be thowing all kinds of gangsta words at you. 🙄
@Degbeme Gangsta words🤣🤣🤣
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Haniazed It`s true. I think she likes to confuse this old man.
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Degbeme it AINT HARD, to be fair lmaooo
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
im impressed you even said gangstAAA when i said gangstERR hahahhaha
Degbeme · 70-79, M
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Haniazed also..like..a shark is just following instinct and has dead eyes like he doesnt know what he's even eating, so it's w/e, right. but a CROCODILE. ok first, play this song as i weave my tale of woe: https://youtu.be/CgoyQkQD1-I?si=n5m58ljslN4Su0Ze
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Haniazed as you listen to that, picture that you're in a swamp in the dead of night..there are prob ALREADY serial killer dead bodies in that murky water..there are snakes languidly looping themselves around hideous ass trees with bad hair hygiene..they're allll peering at you..ALLL the animals are. then these two bulbous eyes appear above the surface of the water...that's the beginning of the song..as more instruments enter..there are more crocodiles..this thing is STALKING you, and so are its friends..you are the PREY to these PREDATORS, and they are coming with INTENT.
@foldedunfolding OK hold up…why are you a f’ing swamp in the dead of the night?🤣🤣🤣
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Haniazed [i]iii[/i] am not the swamp..i am [i]innn[/i] a swamp..geez will you try to keep up 😒🙄 you would be SUCH easy prey for a croc, you are [i]sooo slowww[/i]
@foldedunfolding needle scraping across the soundtrack vinyl sound as I asked that question, btw🤣
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Haniazed ok so i'm in the [i]SWAMP[/i] bc i am in a scene from Interview with a Vampire, and have recently realized that Brad Pitt is more than just a pretty face who has uncomfortable scenes with an underage Kirsten Dunst...he is a blood-sucking vampiiiire and i have to HIDE before he tires of her blood type and requires more, you know..thiccness.
@foldedunfolding damn…why did I ask?🤦🏻‍♂️🤣
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Haniazed you know what they say the definition of [i]crazy is[/i] 🤣🤣
@foldedunfolding I should know better by now huh?🤣
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Haniazed i mean yeah [i]maybe[/i] but also..i just laid out a pretty damn good treatise on the better way to depart this earthly plane..so maybeee you should be thanking me? just..y'know..THROWING THAT OUT THERE
@foldedunfolding not a single shark or a swamp near me so I’ll have to think of another way worthy of an epic sound track…🤔

Any ideas?🤣
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Haniazed ohh yeah for [i]sure[/i]. i've been devising ways to kill you off for a whiiile now
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
also..[i]definition of crazy[/i]
@foldedunfolding glad to know I can always count on you!🤣
foldedunfolding · 41-45, F
@Haniazed usu guys just say, "how much do i love thee? let me count the ways"..and they get to like 69 and stop