the loudmouth
Last Summer I was out walking down the beach one morning, with my towel. Looking to just sit, enjoy the peace and quiet and relax. It was totally deserted.
I did get a shock when I bumped into an arrogant woman that I used to work with.
She had borrowed some money from me before I left that job and didn't offer to pay it back.
I tried to get away from her but she kept me talking, talking me down and how good she was
It was deserted so I cursed my luck, she is like the opposite of my personality and my politics.
She is such a show off, so I just came out and asked her "you think you are a pretty good swimmer dont you, how about we race to that marker in the water and back, loser has to buy the winner a dozen bottles of wine"
She laughed and said "you're on, you don't know what you are letting yourself in for!"
As it was early morning and deserted, we both skinny dipped it!
I doubled back, got dried and dressed and ran off with her clothes, leaving just her sandals, house and car keys and her pocket book! She cried out "what are you doing...where are you going" but from where I was standing it was kinda obvious!
I did get a shock when I bumped into an arrogant woman that I used to work with.
She had borrowed some money from me before I left that job and didn't offer to pay it back.
I tried to get away from her but she kept me talking, talking me down and how good she was
It was deserted so I cursed my luck, she is like the opposite of my personality and my politics.
She is such a show off, so I just came out and asked her "you think you are a pretty good swimmer dont you, how about we race to that marker in the water and back, loser has to buy the winner a dozen bottles of wine"
She laughed and said "you're on, you don't know what you are letting yourself in for!"
As it was early morning and deserted, we both skinny dipped it!
I doubled back, got dried and dressed and ran off with her clothes, leaving just her sandals, house and car keys and her pocket book! She cried out "what are you doing...where are you going" but from where I was standing it was kinda obvious!
