a teenage son
A father walked past his teenage son’s bedroom and stopped in shock -
The bed was made, everything tidy, not a sock in sight. 😳🧼
Then he noticed an envelope on the pillow addressed
“Dad.”
With shaking hands and the worst feeling imaginable, he opened it…
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing to you.
I had to run away with my new girlfriend, Roxy, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I’ve found real passion with Roxy - she’s amazing - but I know you wouldn’t approve because of her tattoos, piercings, leather motorcycle outfits, and the fact she’s so much older than me. 😬🏍🔥
But it’s more than passion, Dad… Roxy is pregnant. 👶😳
She says we’ll be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has enough firewood for the whole winter.
We dream of having lots more children one day.
Roxy also showed me that marijuana really isn’t harmful. We’ll grow our own and trade with the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. 🌿😵💫
We’re also praying science finds a cure for complex syphilis type 3 soon, so Roxy can get better… she really deserves it. 🙏❤
Don’t worry, Dad - I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
One day, we’ll come home so you can meet your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Liam
P.S. Dad - none of this is true. I’m at Mason’s house.
Just wanted to remind you, there are worse things in life than the school report on the kitchen table. 😅📚😂
The bed was made, everything tidy, not a sock in sight. 😳🧼
Then he noticed an envelope on the pillow addressed
“Dad.”
With shaking hands and the worst feeling imaginable, he opened it…
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing to you.
I had to run away with my new girlfriend, Roxy, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I’ve found real passion with Roxy - she’s amazing - but I know you wouldn’t approve because of her tattoos, piercings, leather motorcycle outfits, and the fact she’s so much older than me. 😬🏍🔥
But it’s more than passion, Dad… Roxy is pregnant. 👶😳
She says we’ll be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has enough firewood for the whole winter.
We dream of having lots more children one day.
Roxy also showed me that marijuana really isn’t harmful. We’ll grow our own and trade with the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. 🌿😵💫
We’re also praying science finds a cure for complex syphilis type 3 soon, so Roxy can get better… she really deserves it. 🙏❤
Don’t worry, Dad - I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
One day, we’ll come home so you can meet your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Liam
P.S. Dad - none of this is true. I’m at Mason’s house.
Just wanted to remind you, there are worse things in life than the school report on the kitchen table. 😅📚😂
