that jet fuel😂
Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in New York. 🛠✈
One day, the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!”
Pete replied, “Me too. You know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. Wanna try it?”
So, they pour a couple of glasses of high-octane goodness… and get completely smashed. 🍻💥
The next morning, Dave wakes up and feels surprisingly amazing — no hangover, no side effects, nothing!
Then the phone rings. It’s Pete.
Pete: “Hey man, how do you feel this morning?”
Dave: “I feel great! How about you?”
Pete: “Same! That jet fuel is brilliant stuff — no hangover at all! We should do this more often.”
Dave: “Absolutely. Best idea ever.”
Pete: “Yeah… but just one thing…”
Dave: “What’s that?”
Pete: “Have you farted yet?”
Dave: “No, why?”
Pete: “DON’T. I’m in Canada.” 💨🇨🇦😂
One day, the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!”
Pete replied, “Me too. You know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. Wanna try it?”
So, they pour a couple of glasses of high-octane goodness… and get completely smashed. 🍻💥
The next morning, Dave wakes up and feels surprisingly amazing — no hangover, no side effects, nothing!
Then the phone rings. It’s Pete.
Pete: “Hey man, how do you feel this morning?”
Dave: “I feel great! How about you?”
Pete: “Same! That jet fuel is brilliant stuff — no hangover at all! We should do this more often.”
Dave: “Absolutely. Best idea ever.”
Pete: “Yeah… but just one thing…”
Dave: “What’s that?”
Pete: “Have you farted yet?”
Dave: “No, why?”
Pete: “DON’T. I’m in Canada.” 💨🇨🇦😂
