best laid plans 🤣
After years of trying to have a baby without success, 42-year-old Spanish businessman Carlos came up with what he thought was a brilliant plan. He offered his tall, strong, and very fertile neighbour €50,000 to secretly help his wife conceive. The neighbour agreed, and for months the three of them carried out the arrangement.
They tried everything — 72 different attempts over several months. Different days, different positions, even following ovulation trackers religiously. But month after month, the pregnancy test came back negative.
Frustrated and out of patience, Carlos finally took his neighbour to court. In the lawsuit, he demanded his money back, claiming “breach of contract” and “false advertising of fertility services.”
When the story leaked to the media, the internet exploded with jokes. “72 attempts and still nothing? That’s not a neighbour, that’s a colleague,” one comment read.
The neighbour defended himself saying, “I did my best, but some things even money can’t guarantee.”
Carlos is still hoping for a refund. His wife, meanwhile, has reportedly started looking for a new “contractor.”
Sometimes even the best-laid plans… fail spectacularly.
They tried everything — 72 different attempts over several months. Different days, different positions, even following ovulation trackers religiously. But month after month, the pregnancy test came back negative.
Frustrated and out of patience, Carlos finally took his neighbour to court. In the lawsuit, he demanded his money back, claiming “breach of contract” and “false advertising of fertility services.”
When the story leaked to the media, the internet exploded with jokes. “72 attempts and still nothing? That’s not a neighbour, that’s a colleague,” one comment read.
The neighbour defended himself saying, “I did my best, but some things even money can’t guarantee.”
Carlos is still hoping for a refund. His wife, meanwhile, has reportedly started looking for a new “contractor.”
Sometimes even the best-laid plans… fail spectacularly.
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