the new Walmart
😂🛒
A new Walmart just opened near my house.
They’ve got one of those fancy misting systems in the produce section to keep everything fresh. Right before it sprays, you hear a little rumble like thunder and smell fresh rain. 🌧
Walk over to the dairy section and you hear cows mooing, with that fresh hay smell in the air. 🐄
Head past the eggs and you hear hens clucking… and suddenly it smells like bacon and eggs cooking. 🍳🥓
Even the veggie aisle smells like hot, buttered corn. 🌽
…Yeah… I don’t buy toilet paper there anymore. 😳😂
A new Walmart just opened near my house.
They’ve got one of those fancy misting systems in the produce section to keep everything fresh. Right before it sprays, you hear a little rumble like thunder and smell fresh rain. 🌧
Walk over to the dairy section and you hear cows mooing, with that fresh hay smell in the air. 🐄
Head past the eggs and you hear hens clucking… and suddenly it smells like bacon and eggs cooking. 🍳🥓
Even the veggie aisle smells like hot, buttered corn. 🌽
…Yeah… I don’t buy toilet paper there anymore. 😳😂
