Taco bell to blame
Emergency crews quickly responded, cordoning off the area and issuing nose plugs to nearby pedestrians. Authorities are investigating the cause but say the blast appears to be “methane-related with spicy undertones.”
Locals were quick to point fingers. “This has Taco Bell written all over it,” said construction worker Jeff Padgett, still holding his lunch burrito. “That new Diablo Lava Crunchwrap ain’t right!”
Taco Bell has denied any involvement, stating in a press release: “Our food is explosive in flavor, not in plumbing.”
No one was injured in the blast, though one man claims he lost his dignity. Authorities are still sorting through debris and wet wipes.
This is a developing story.
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