How to be a chick magnet?
Step 1. Acquire hen house.
Step 2. Collect and bring bolts, nails, and other small metallic objects.
Step 3. Find a small magnet and swallow it. (Wait 4-6 hours for full effect)
Step 4. Spill mettalic collection over baby chicks.
Step 5. Wait for baby chicks to swallow enough metal for maximum effect.
Step 6. Bring your stomach close to the floor and attract the chicks.
Step 7. Laugh, because squirming baby chicks on your stomach tickle.
Step 8. Congratulations!! You are a chick magnet.
Step 9. Run, because mother hens nipping you in the booty really, really hurts
Step 2. Collect and bring bolts, nails, and other small metallic objects.
Step 3. Find a small magnet and swallow it. (Wait 4-6 hours for full effect)
Step 4. Spill mettalic collection over baby chicks.
Step 5. Wait for baby chicks to swallow enough metal for maximum effect.
Step 6. Bring your stomach close to the floor and attract the chicks.
Step 7. Laugh, because squirming baby chicks on your stomach tickle.
Step 8. Congratulations!! You are a chick magnet.
Step 9. Run, because mother hens nipping you in the booty really, really hurts
