Yeah Furry, funny for you to laugh at!!! But one time when I was young my neighbor was cooking dinner for us and I asked her if I could bring something, she said "Yes a couple pints of those mustard greens you canned would be good." So I walked across the street and got them and walked back and slipped on her concrete porch and fell, seemed like I did a somersault or something and when I landed I was still holding those glass jars of mustard greens in my hands, they didn't break but if they had of broken there would have been blood and a trip to the hospital I'm sure.