My dad always said "If you're gonna do it, do it right or don't do it at all." (Trouble is, I always had to do whatever "it" was, and I rarely did it right. 🙄)

You can have one cup of ice cream, maybe even two if you're good. However, never have three or more, you'll die.

'laughter is the best medicine' 🤔which is why most of us died of tuberculous

if your feet smell and your nose runs your built upside down