Expelled from School, Went for a Job Straight away
Teacher : "Why do we drink water?"
Andrew: "Because we can't eat water, sir."
Teacher: "How was your night Andrew?"
Andrew: "I don't know sir because I was sleeping."
Andrew was expelled from school and went to look for job.
Boss: "I wil pay you $5 000 per month then after 3 months I wil increase it to $15 000. So when do you wanna start?"
Andrew: "After 3 months sir."
Andrew: "Because we can't eat water, sir."
Teacher: "How was your night Andrew?"
Andrew: "I don't know sir because I was sleeping."
Andrew was expelled from school and went to look for job.
Boss: "I wil pay you $5 000 per month then after 3 months I wil increase it to $15 000. So when do you wanna start?"
Andrew: "After 3 months sir."