Because nothing upsets Republicans more than the sound of one man's scrotum slapping against another man's buttock.

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Ynotisay · M

Except when they're doing each other in the back of a pickup in the woods.

MougyWolf · 36-40, M

@Ynotisay: snap

Snapper · 31-35, M

@Ynotisay: I like to be in the woods... and I've heard strange noises...

Ynotisay · M

@Snapper: Probably just a pack of wild Bubba's. If you yell they won't attack.

Snapper · 31-35, M

@Ynotisay: Lies! I've seen Deliverance!

Ynotisay · M

@Snapper: Just don't squeal like a pig and you'll be ok.