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I guess I better go to church looking hot tonight

So when I divorce my husband, I'll have a few guys on the back burner to choose from.
Experienced33 · M Best Comment
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Alice · 51-55, F
@Experienced33: There's the first one on the stove top, right there! :D
@Alice: Thanks for Best Answer Alice, put me on simmer please
Alice · 51-55, F
@Experienced33: I'll put you on "keep warm"

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Alice · 51-55, F
@Meowsolini: Whooo?? Meeee?? 😁
luckranger71 · 51-55, M
If no kids along, hit a bar on the way home. Who says religion and alcohol don't mix?
Alice · 51-55, F
@luckranger71: I have to drag the kids while I manhunt. lol
marsbar · F
Lol 👍🏼
SW-User
Lol .. don't troll for married guys at church. You'll go to hell for sure. 😉
SW-User
@Alice: im not preaching .. but you better read up a bit more .. also speaks of 7 deadly sins ;-) .. of not being forgiven if you with hold forgiveness from those who wronged you.

.. just saying ;-)
Alice · 51-55, F
@4everman: Nope...just have to repent and believe...at least in my southern Baptist religion. I was only kidding about picking up the guys, though. :D
SW-User
Lol .. I figured, but it was too easy a retort
Alice · 51-55, F
@cherokeepatti: Wut?? 😇
bobby1975 · F
You will only find more Ned Flanders loser men in church. Find a real man.
Alice · 51-55, F
@bobby1975: Hahahaha 😂
Pherick · 41-45, M
I know I did alot of fantasizing at church.
Alice · 51-55, F
@Pherick: I was just kidding, but then....
Pherick · 41-45, M
@Alice: oh.... um. Me too... :)
Steve42 · 56-60, M
I guess you'd know.
Alice · 51-55, F
@24601a: I would know wut?
I thought that sort of thing was "sinful"...
Alice · 51-55, F
@bijouxbroussard: Sounds like it should be.

 
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