You just discovered there is a poisonous snake in your house. What are you going to do?

Tell her to sleep on the couch

I would tell either him or her to clean after themselves and I would provide them food.

grab my phone and call someone to get it.

What house😁

Probably run out of the house screaming, lol. It's very productive.

Put on a cup

I hate when that happens

Buy an mongoose

Channel my inner Swamp People guy, "Choot em! Choot em!" 😆

I'd realistically just call animal control. While I wait for them I'd put a box over it.

Burn the house down

Shoot it.