Are you/will you be spending the Saturday night out somewhere having fun or just on the couch with me?

On the couch with you would qualify as "somewhere having fun."

Gonna be spending my evening with my big orange beast of a cat.

On your couch enjoying a good movie with some popcorn and drinks :D

Playing a scary videogame alone in the dark ☺

I'd pick the couch every time

spent it in my bed, hugging my pillow :P

Are you hiding under my couch? I don't see you here?? 😮

I would have you face down on the couch with my cock thrusting into your ass missy. Don't disappoint me.

On the couch, if you don't mind me stretching out my legs across your lap

Ha ha!! If you like it, would surely spend at your couch , maybe in the coming weekend!

Neither, since I don't know where you live! LOL!

I shall be reading about environmental regulations.

Well I'm not going out lol

I should probably have my own couch.

On my computer chair.

Couch with you

Couch