What did the the turtle say to the cab driver?

stop at the shell station please

Thx for waiting everyone, I'm sorry to say that there isn't really a punchline, I just wanted to see what you guy's guesses would be

Slow down?

nothing coz he didn't fit inside the cab?

"Hi, I'm Mitch McConnell"

All I know is what the bartender said to the horse... "Hey why such the long face?"

What?

Now I don't have to worry about that chicken crossing the road.

Make it snappy

How the fuck did I manage to get into a cab? 😂

I pissed all over your back seats?