I asked an old man
I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?" . OLD MAN: "I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her"
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freeflow · 70-79, M
Two men were playing golf when a funeral procession drove past slowly. One of the men stop walking and removed his golfing cap.
When the procession had passed the man replaced his cap, the other, obviously moved by this, spoke up. "That was very nice of you."
The first sighed, resumed the walking. "It was the least I could do," he replied. "I was married to her for 25 years."
When the procession had passed the man replaced his cap, the other, obviously moved by this, spoke up. "That was very nice of you."
The first sighed, resumed the walking. "It was the least I could do," he replied. "I was married to her for 25 years."