An evil witch curses you at a clothing shop...

You're in a rush on a Saturday night at the mall trying to pick out a new outfit for going out, in an attempt to rush out the door, you all of a sudden you bump into an old woman who owns the store. Annoyed at your carelessness, she casts a spell on you that instantly turns you into a store mannequin.

What clothing department do you think she will place you in? And how are you posed at the time where you are turned into plastic?

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SW-User

I am pissed off and holding some sort of rod-implement eerily reminiscent of the witch's broom, so she gets snarky and snappy and puts me on display in the underwear department.

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

Hehehe oh noes, hopefully she doesn't position you to hold that rod so that she can hang up other clothes there like a rack lol

SW-User

That would be the ultimate form of degradation and utter disrespect! I'd have to retaliate once that spell wears off.

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

@ShadowShifter: Yeah I'd imagine after a month being like that you'd want to get plenty of revenge lol. What would you do then?

SW-User

I'd learn magic and turn her into a mannequin, then put her outside on the roof to get rained on and shatted on by birds. And then she'll probably strike back at some point and it'll be a near endless back and forth.💫⚡

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

@ShadowShifter: Hehe poor witch mannequin out in the rain ;) She would probably get more evil as time passes, occasionally figure out a spell to turn your girlfriend into a mannequin forever, or just place you in the subway station frozen lol

SW-User

Oh I don't have a girlfriend - so she's gotta direct the vitriol all at me! And it will be a hostile rivalry of climactic proportions that'll likely spark some TV series or anime or fan works and it'll be more awesome than when Kung Fu Panda 2 came out!

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

Hehe that would make for an interesting series, like a spy vs spy set-up where every episode is one person trying to lay a trap for another :P

SW-User

And then, there will be the dramatic reveal where we find out that she's a demon witch, and the bangs of her hair conceal a slit in her forehead, which, upon activation, reveal a super powered third eye!