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How did Baby Ruth come about?

One Payday, Mr.Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took his girl, Mrs. Hershey on the corner of 5th Avenue & Clark.

He began to feel her Mounds and to him that was an Almond Joy, which made his Tootsie Roll!
Then, he let out some Snickers and slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit-Kat, which of course caused a Milky-Way!

She screamed " O-Henry! ", and she squeezed his Peter Paul , & said, "your better than the 3 Muskateers! "

She soon became a bit Chunky & 9 months later gave birth to Baby Ruth!
Becket · 56-60, M
Sounds like someone was lookin' for a bit of the old Good 'N Plenty!
sassycookie · 26-30, F
I ate a pay day today. 😄
Spitbak · 56-60, M
"You did WTF?!?! Son of a....!!!"
LoveChild · 26-30, F
Spitbak · 56-60, M
😟So, how did he get the caramel in the Caramel bar?
shakenama · M
LOL!!....candy bars are sweet that way
Spitbak · 56-60, M
😟Keepin the secret, are ya? MUTHAFUKER!!!!@shakenama:
Becket · 56-60, M
I suddenly have a sweet tooth for some reason...

 
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