Walks into a bar joke A businessman walks into a brothel...
He asked the lady working the front desk, 'I'd like a room, and for an extra $500, I want your oldest, fattest, meanest, boring in bed woman, and a ham sandwich'.
The receptionist looks at him, confused and says, 'For that price, we could get you our youngest, kindest, slimmest, kinkiest girl and a steak dinner with all the trimmings'.
The businessman replies, 'Lady, you don't understand me.
I'm homesick'.💀
The receptionist looks at him, confused and says, 'For that price, we could get you our youngest, kindest, slimmest, kinkiest girl and a steak dinner with all the trimmings'.
The businessman replies, 'Lady, you don't understand me.
I'm homesick'.💀
