After the lovin is gone🎶 joke: After the newly married couple retired to the honeymoon suite, the husband tells his new bride to sit down.
"Before we consummate this marriage, I need you to do something." He takes his pants off and hands them to her. "Put those on." He tells her
She tries and exclaims, "But my dear husband these pants are too large, I can't wear them!"
"That's right!" He says. "I wear the pants in this marriage!"
The young bride thinks for a minute then removes her panties and says, "I see, then before we get started you put these on."
The husband attempts to pull the panties on but finally quits saying, "Dear, there's no way I can get in these panties!"
To which she replies, "And with that attitude you never will!"
She tries and exclaims, "But my dear husband these pants are too large, I can't wear them!"
"That's right!" He says. "I wear the pants in this marriage!"
The young bride thinks for a minute then removes her panties and says, "I see, then before we get started you put these on."
The husband attempts to pull the panties on but finally quits saying, "Dear, there's no way I can get in these panties!"
To which she replies, "And with that attitude you never will!"
