Poster Time of Doom joke:My wife just got back from a thrilling trip to Walmart.

My wife walked in from Walmart, slammed the grocery bags on the counter, and fumed, "That cashier was a complete and utter b*tch!"

Trying to be helpful, I asked, "Just to be clear... were you at self-checkout?"

I'll be sleeping on the couch for a week.🤷‍♂