Joke::;LONG A woman thinks her husband is having an affair.🥷
So she decides to hire a private investigator. The PI tails her husband for a few days and discovers that the husband is meeting a woman frequently.
The PI asks, "what do you want me to do?"
The wife replies, "take some pictures. I want to see who he's cheating on me with."
The PI returns with photographs of the other woman, and the wife is in absolute, shock - the woman is her best friend. She calls her friend and asks her point blank if she is having an affair with her husband. The friend denies it and actually takes offense to the wife even asking.
The wife, thinking that possibly nothing bad is happening between them beyond hanging out, asks the PI to tail the husband and friend again, and to let her know if he spots them doing something scandalous. Shortly after, the PI informs the wife that they're together and texts over some photographs of them kissing. Then he texts photos of them entering a hotel together, and actually gets shots of them through the window of their room while they're making love!
Crushed, the wife calls the PI who says, "I'm also a hitman. I can shoot them if you want, but it'll cost you $10,000 per shot."
The wife says, "I can't believe my best friend lied to me! I want you to shoot her in the mouth for lying! And I can't believe that bastard is cheating on me! I want you to shoot him in the dick! .. I'm so mad but unfortunately I only have $10,000 to spare."
The PI says, "Well, here's the good news - I can actually get it done for you in one shot."
The PI asks, "what do you want me to do?"
The wife replies, "take some pictures. I want to see who he's cheating on me with."
The PI returns with photographs of the other woman, and the wife is in absolute, shock - the woman is her best friend. She calls her friend and asks her point blank if she is having an affair with her husband. The friend denies it and actually takes offense to the wife even asking.
The wife, thinking that possibly nothing bad is happening between them beyond hanging out, asks the PI to tail the husband and friend again, and to let her know if he spots them doing something scandalous. Shortly after, the PI informs the wife that they're together and texts over some photographs of them kissing. Then he texts photos of them entering a hotel together, and actually gets shots of them through the window of their room while they're making love!
Crushed, the wife calls the PI who says, "I'm also a hitman. I can shoot them if you want, but it'll cost you $10,000 per shot."
The wife says, "I can't believe my best friend lied to me! I want you to shoot her in the mouth for lying! And I can't believe that bastard is cheating on me! I want you to shoot him in the dick! .. I'm so mad but unfortunately I only have $10,000 to spare."
The PI says, "Well, here's the good news - I can actually get it done for you in one shot."
