Husband vs Wife

Wife: can u fix the door handle
Husband: wht do u think im a carpenter?
Wife: can u help me in the gardening?
Husband: wht do u think im a gardener?
In the evening when husband came from work he saw everything has been fixed
Husband: who did all these?
Wife: our neighbor. But he gave me 2 options. Either i should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: im sure u must have given him a burger....
Wife: wht do u think im McDonald?....