The Nobodys on long SW joke::A man goes into the pharmacy with a sore elbow and asked the pharmacist for advice on how to treat it.
The pharmacist shows him new machine they just got in. "Its pretty simple, just give it a small urine sample and its AI analyses it, tells you whats wrong and provides you a treatment plan". The man is doubtful, but gives it a try.
"You have tennis elbow. Recommend an anti inflammatory cream and resting the elbow until the pain has healed" the machine says. The man is impressed but thinks surely the machine can be fooled.
He goes home that night and decides to give it a real test. He gets a urine sample from his wife, daughter, dog, and for good measure he ejaculates into it. He takes it back the next day and feeds it into the machine. It beeps and whirls for a few moments, then starts talking.
"Your dog has worms. Visit your local vet for anti worm tablets and keep him inside for two days.
Your daughter is addicted to crystal meth, cocaine and cannabis. Here is a list of local rehab clinics, recommend she be entered immediately.
Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They arent yours. Recommend consulting a divorce attorney.
And if you dont stop playing with yourself that tennis elbow is never going to heal".
"You have tennis elbow. Recommend an anti inflammatory cream and resting the elbow until the pain has healed" the machine says. The man is impressed but thinks surely the machine can be fooled.
He goes home that night and decides to give it a real test. He gets a urine sample from his wife, daughter, dog, and for good measure he ejaculates into it. He takes it back the next day and feeds it into the machine. It beeps and whirls for a few moments, then starts talking.
"Your dog has worms. Visit your local vet for anti worm tablets and keep him inside for two days.
Your daughter is addicted to crystal meth, cocaine and cannabis. Here is a list of local rehab clinics, recommend she be entered immediately.
Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They arent yours. Recommend consulting a divorce attorney.
And if you dont stop playing with yourself that tennis elbow is never going to heal".
