Another Failure to Communicate :joke An Italian couple gets married and moves into the apartment
...above the bride's parents' garage on their wedding night
The groom takes off his shirt, and the bride is horrified at how hairy his chest is. She rushes downstairs and bangs on the door. The bride's mother answers and asks what is wrong. The bride says "Mama Mama! The man he take off his shirt, and he has hair all over his chest!".
The mothers says: "It's okay. All men are like this. Go back upstairs and make love to your husband." The bride goes back upstairs. A few minutes later, the man takes off his pants, and his legs are really hairy.
The bride rushes back downstairs and beats on the door. "Mama Mama! The man he take off his pants, and he has hair all over his legs!".
The mother again says: "All men are like this. Go back upstairs and make love to your husband."
She goes back upstairs. A few minutes later, the groom takes off his shoes, and half off his right foot is missing. The groom explains that he lost part of his foot in a car crash, but the bride is still horrified.
She runs downstairs and says: "Mama Mama! The man he only has one-and-a-half feet!"
The mother says "One-and-a-half feet? You stay here! I go make love to your husband!"
The groom takes off his shirt, and the bride is horrified at how hairy his chest is. She rushes downstairs and bangs on the door. The bride's mother answers and asks what is wrong. The bride says "Mama Mama! The man he take off his shirt, and he has hair all over his chest!".
The mothers says: "It's okay. All men are like this. Go back upstairs and make love to your husband." The bride goes back upstairs. A few minutes later, the man takes off his pants, and his legs are really hairy.
The bride rushes back downstairs and beats on the door. "Mama Mama! The man he take off his pants, and he has hair all over his legs!".
The mother again says: "All men are like this. Go back upstairs and make love to your husband."
She goes back upstairs. A few minutes later, the groom takes off his shoes, and half off his right foot is missing. The groom explains that he lost part of his foot in a car crash, but the bride is still horrified.
She runs downstairs and says: "Mama Mama! The man he only has one-and-a-half feet!"
The mother says "One-and-a-half feet? You stay here! I go make love to your husband!"
