POSTER Time of DOOM joke Donald Trump is chatting with King Charles III.
He says “Listening to all these people talk about your United Kingdom, I think I will rename the USA to ‘The Kingdom of America’.”
King Charles says, “Ah, but President Trump, to be a Kingdom you need to be led by a King. And you are not a King.”
Trump says, “You’re right Chuck, lots of people don’t know that, but I’ve always liked you. So how about the Principality of America?”
“No again Mr President, I’m afraid. To be a Principality you would need to be led by a Prince. And you are not a Prince.”
“This is a pickle then Chas, no doubt. I’m not a King and I’m not a Prince. What do you think I should do?”
“I think you should remain a country.”
King Charles says, “Ah, but President Trump, to be a Kingdom you need to be led by a King. And you are not a King.”
Trump says, “You’re right Chuck, lots of people don’t know that, but I’ve always liked you. So how about the Principality of America?”
“No again Mr President, I’m afraid. To be a Principality you would need to be led by a Prince. And you are not a Prince.”
“This is a pickle then Chas, no doubt. I’m not a King and I’m not a Prince. What do you think I should do?”
“I think you should remain a country.”
