It Only Gets worse::joke::A man was lying in a hospital bed with his wife by his side.....
He looked at her and said, “Honey, the doctor said I’m on my last leg. I won’t make it through the night.”
She wept, holding his hand saying, “Is there anything I need to do?”
“When I die”, he whispered, “in my desk drawer you’ll find a black bag with $15 thousand dollars in small bills. It’s yours. It will also have 3 golf balls. You can throw them away.”
“I’m touched. But why are there 3 golf balls? You’ve never played in your life.”
He sighed: “The 3 golf balls are the times I cheated on you.”
She inhaled, holding her tears & breath. “3 times in 40 years of marriage isn’t too bad. But where did the money come from?”
“Every time I got a dozen balls together, I sold them to a range.”
She wept, holding his hand saying, “Is there anything I need to do?”
“When I die”, he whispered, “in my desk drawer you’ll find a black bag with $15 thousand dollars in small bills. It’s yours. It will also have 3 golf balls. You can throw them away.”
“I’m touched. But why are there 3 golf balls? You’ve never played in your life.”
He sighed: “The 3 golf balls are the times I cheated on you.”
She inhaled, holding her tears & breath. “3 times in 40 years of marriage isn’t too bad. But where did the money come from?”
“Every time I got a dozen balls together, I sold them to a range.”
