Ouchie,joke:: A man has a terrible accident at work and is rushed into hospital with a severed member.
Once he's out of danger the consultant urologist comes in to talk to the man about what happens next. "You'll be pleased to know that reconstructive surgery can do amazing things these days. We can put your equipment back into working order and you'll be able to enjoy full marital relations again."
"Is it very expensive?" asks the man.
"It will cost you $1000 per inch," says the urologist, "and in fact we have seen your workplace insurance and you're covered for $15,000. Now we think you had better talk this over with your wife, because if she is used to 6", then 15" would be too much, whereas if she's used to 15", then 6" would be very disappointing."
"All right, I'll call her," says the man. "Could you give me ten minutes for a private conversation?"
"Of course," says the consultant. He leaves while the man is on the phone, and then comes back and asks, "Have you reached a decision?"
"Yes," says the man.
"And?"
"...We're having granite countertops.
"Is it very expensive?" asks the man.
"It will cost you $1000 per inch," says the urologist, "and in fact we have seen your workplace insurance and you're covered for $15,000. Now we think you had better talk this over with your wife, because if she is used to 6", then 15" would be too much, whereas if she's used to 15", then 6" would be very disappointing."
"All right, I'll call her," says the man. "Could you give me ten minutes for a private conversation?"
"Of course," says the consultant. He leaves while the man is on the phone, and then comes back and asks, "Have you reached a decision?"
"Yes," says the man.
"And?"
"...We're having granite countertops.
