Keep Mum,man!::long joke::: After a long illness a woman dies
she finds herself at the golden gates, heartbroken to have left her husband behind.
st. peter notices & informs her it will be many years before his time. she sadly agrees to enter heaven alone.
st. peter admits he gets bored at his job so sometimes makes up games for admittance.
"today is a spelling bee, to enter heaven spell angel". she does so & enters.
decades later st. peter asks her to fill in for him at the gate for the day.
lo & behold her husband arrives!
she cries over him, "oh darling i hope you didn't suffer the rest of your life grieving over me!"
"far from it", he replies, "turns out your beautiful young nurse had the hots for me, so we quickly married, then she came into an inheritance & we traveled the world & retired on the riviera. but it's nice to see you. how do i get in?"
"well there's a spelling test"
"ok what's the word?" "Czechoslovakia".
st. peter notices & informs her it will be many years before his time. she sadly agrees to enter heaven alone.
st. peter admits he gets bored at his job so sometimes makes up games for admittance.
"today is a spelling bee, to enter heaven spell angel". she does so & enters.
decades later st. peter asks her to fill in for him at the gate for the day.
lo & behold her husband arrives!
she cries over him, "oh darling i hope you didn't suffer the rest of your life grieving over me!"
"far from it", he replies, "turns out your beautiful young nurse had the hots for me, so we quickly married, then she came into an inheritance & we traveled the world & retired on the riviera. but it's nice to see you. how do i get in?"
"well there's a spelling test"
"ok what's the word?" "Czechoslovakia".
