PosterTime of Doom::joke:: Paddy had a reputation for playing around
with other people's wives.
Long
Paddy, who had a reputation for playing around with other people’s wives, goes to his friend Mick and says, “I’m sleeping with Jack’s wife. Can you keep him busy in church for an hour after mass?”
Mick isn’t thrilled, but being a loyal friend, he agrees.
After mass, Mick starts chatting with Jack, asking the most random, pointless questions just to stall him.
Eventually, Jack gets annoyed and says, “Alright, Mick, what’s going on?”
Feeling guilty, Mick blurts out, “Paddy’s with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”
Jack smiles, puts a hand on Mick’s shoulder, and says,
“You’d better hurry home, mate… My wife died a year ago.”
Long
Paddy, who had a reputation for playing around with other people’s wives, goes to his friend Mick and says, “I’m sleeping with Jack’s wife. Can you keep him busy in church for an hour after mass?”
Mick isn’t thrilled, but being a loyal friend, he agrees.
After mass, Mick starts chatting with Jack, asking the most random, pointless questions just to stall him.
Eventually, Jack gets annoyed and says, “Alright, Mick, what’s going on?”
Feeling guilty, Mick blurts out, “Paddy’s with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”
Jack smiles, puts a hand on Mick’s shoulder, and says,
“You’d better hurry home, mate… My wife died a year ago.”
