Joke:not long:: I had just made myself a nice cup of tea and sat down

....when my wife came in, pulled her clothes off and said,


"Make love to me right now." So I do her right there on the sofa, having the best sex of my life.

After we'd finished, she lay in my arms and said, "Don't forget your cup of tea".

"I'll just let it cool down, it's still too hot," I said.