one upspsmanship joke Back in the Soviet era, the Kiwis military got a telex from the Soviet Antiartic base.
"We've been granted a weekend of Shore Leave for 10 of us in Aukland for next week. We are requesting 25 dozen condoms...
Back in the Soviet era, the Kiwis military got a telex from the Soviet Antiartic base. "We've been granted a weekend of Shore Leave for 10 of us in Aukland for next week. We are requesting 25 dozen condoms size 12" long by 8" girth." The Kiwis replied. "No problem. We have lots of medium-sized condoms in stock."