trump needs me in the other room.

HAY Shnoodles long time no see ..hug

I need to 'have a slash', 'point Percy at the porcelain', 'shake hands with the unemployed' 'have a gypsy's kiss'.
Then, after you have had too much to drink, there is the Pirate's P***. (You have to close one eye so that you can focus and hit the target properly.)
Something that we gentlemen frequently have to deal with is the Venus Pee Trap: that moment when you are in full stream and the toilet seat starts to fall down to its resting position.

Shake the dew off your lily.

i must tinkle

See a man about a horse.

*Stops along a stretch of deserted, interstate highway and washes down the pavement*😝🚗

Need the little boys room, need a slash , syphon the python, point Percy at the porcelain , need a leak, need to shake hands with the unemployed to name a few.

excuse me , you don't want to swim now don't you?

Gotta tinkle.

going for a slash

pennynoodle need the little boys room

One of my uncles used to say, "Need to go see a man about a dog," whenever he'd excuse himself. To this day, I never got the significance of the phrase, although I knew what he meant.

i must evacuate my urethra.

I need to urinate. I need to number 1. I'm gonna leak. I needa sprinkle. I can't hold it.

Draining the twinkie

Tinkle,Wee,pee,piss,no.1

I need to pee or i need to go to the ladies room

Need to bleed my dragon

let's cross beams

i must urinate.

sometimes i go "shit, i gotta piss" (then the other thing #2 i say PISS i gotta shit)

sorry about the concisely to the point rudeness of this posting.