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A blonde moment.....joke

One day a blonde came home from school, excited, and said to her mother, “Hey, Mom! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to ten….. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”

“Very good honey.” responded her mother.

“Is that because I’m a blonde mom?” asked the blonde.

“Yes dear.”

Next day the blonde came home, went to her mother and said, “Today in school we learned our ABC's. The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! …. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!”

“Very good honey,” her mother said.

“Is that because I’m a blonde?”

“Yes dear.”

The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, “Mom today in school we went swimming, but I was the only one who had breasts. Is that because I’m a blonde?”


The mother tells her, “No honey, it’s because you’re 25, unmarried, and still living at home.”
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lissah · 36-40, F
😂 😂 😂
bookerdana · M
@lissah very sw blonde 😒
lissah · 36-40, F
@bookerdana that could possibly be lol
lissah · 36-40, F
@bookerdana thank God Im brunette