joke::::walks into::: A man walks into a church confessional

and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned I was with seven different women last night."


The priest is silent for a moment, and then says "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp.

"And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man. "No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that smirk off your face!"