is there something/one who stands in your way?

Lol... ok.. so gated community. . Nice.

@SweetKiester: True - mind you I get panicky in the showers...

Soap on a rope...

@SweetKiester: Yes for natural preservation Soap on a Rope is a good idea, plus if your day goes bad you can always hang yourself.... And for the catholics out there, there's always Pope on a rope...

Lol..
I'm going to have to quit. .. soap on a roap is pretty much my best prison talk... except for... don't go.. and the food sucks.

@SweetKiester: It's o.k. however should you get the urge give me a call on my cell phone... Bwhahahaha...

You know.... going to NOT do that. . But thanks for the offer. . Lol

Apart from that I need sex more than once a year....!!

Going to NOT do that either. .. lol.. but I feel for you.. been there... but not "there"... you get WiFi?

@SweetKiester: Yes the sheets get real wiffi after a week or so... Of course we get Wifi, what do you think this is a prison or something? Anyway the alarm has just gone off it appears that our one and only clairvoyant midget has escaped.. There's a small medium at large...

Lol...arse.

Danged Canadian smart-arses.... lmao.

@SweetKiester: Arse..... I resemble that remark... So have you ever spent time in a woman's prison? What distinction does OJ hold in jail? He's the first inmate with a retired number.

@SweetKiester: Yes we may always be apologizing, cold and talk funny but at least we have an effiminate prime minister... By the way with a name like sweet keister it kind of goes full circle in this conversation doesn't it..

Lol... I have not...
And I have no idea. ..
I'm sure you could Google it.
*glares at you a bit*

Actually I have a couple close friends from canada... one that I actually talk to on the phone, and they are very nice. .. albeit smart-arses like yourself. .. lol

@SweetKiester: That's a shame, they have a woman's cdll block just across the exercise yard... We could be waving at one another... In prison, the best way to separate the men from the boys is with a crowbar.

Lmao. .. I'm not listening to you anymore. ..

@SweetKiester: I'm pleased you have a couple of close friends from here... I might know them... We're all kind of buddy here, it's big country but there's like only ten of us living up here... I was way up north once in eskimo country and say an Inuit broken down on the side of the road with his snow mobile.. So I got out and said "Blown a seal" and he said "No I just ate a mayonnaise sandwich!!" Bwahahahaha that one still kills me...

And funny too...
Shut up... I'm not sure I can laugh anymore tonight... *mumbling* dang Canadians...
Lol

You don't happen to have ever have had a big deck, have you?

@SweetKiester: Are we dating by now? You know some women find prisoners really hot.. Charles Manson even gets marriage proposals.. Anyway I trust my bad boy image has you baking a cake (with a file in it) and lusting after my loins...

If you want to try long distance sex, we can FedEx bodily fluids by overnight service..

DECK.... AS IN PORCH

@SweetKiester: I've got a real big deck I can pm you pictures in various poses if you wish... Did you mean deck or dick, just want to be sure there's no misunderstanding..

And actually, it was the big nose in your avi.