Can you make your farts come out quietly?

Like, seriously??? I was in the market today in produce, walking along, and I thought I could let out a little quiet soft puff, so I lifted my butt slightly and spread my cheeks the slightest amount...but what came out was a very loud BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!!!! It was very easy to hear, even over the noise around. I saw a few people looking around, and one older man a couple of feet to the side of me started laughing. I wonder if they knew it was me!

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lilsnifferman · 31-35, M

Haha :D thanks for making my morning! 😜

Yeah I can do SBDs (Silent But Deadly), but not all fart is possible to be passed silently... Some of them has too high pressure and when you feel it, you know to not take a risk this time. ;)