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Can you make your farts come out quietly?

Like, seriously??? I was in the market today in produce, walking along, and I thought I could let out a little quiet soft puff, so I lifted my butt slightly and spread my cheeks the slightest amount...but what came out was a very loud BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!!!! It was very easy to hear, even over the noise around. I saw a few people looking around, and one older man a couple of feet to the side of me started laughing. I wonder if they knew it was me!
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Newandimproved · 61-69, M
I have done that.
I have also left a cloud for people to walk into
SuzanneM · 41-45, F
Haha, I've known guys who love to leave a smelly fart in stores and watch people go through it and suffer. They get a kick out of seeing people get uncomfortable because of it. I am mortified by such things.
Newandimproved · 61-69, M
and then there is the dreaded dutch oven