Stormtrooper armor...

...why is it so useless! I know this first hand after going to a fancy dress party, as one, a huge house.
There was another Stormtrooper there too, and that kind wound me up as i thought I'd be the only one there! But many people said that in 2016 it was a bit naff to dress as one.
Anyway I was mingling and got talking to the other guy and asked if he was as big a star wars fan as me, turns out he was not and just hired the costume, lol.
Well, to get back to the useless armor part, as the evening wore on I got a bit more drunk as did the other stormtrooper and we got into an argument with this guy and his wife.
Well after a bit of yadda yadda, I pushed the husband and the other stormtrooper tripped him up, we both laughed at that but the guy got back up and knocked us both out! Wow, that armor certainly didn't save either of us. We were out for the count and as the host put it, sleeping like a pair of babies.