Random Funnies This Week

1. Wiped out in a store. Floor didn't look wet but my shoe thought it was. Nothing injured but my pride. I quickly got back up and keep going (red faced and laughing at myself)

2. I voice texted someone at work and apparently my mic was still on. Said something mundane to another person, and it changed it to a garbled message that made it seem like I said "lots of sex all night long. " (Yea I wish rofl) I apologized quickly and was so embarrassed. Of all the texts to send!

3. A stray cat is trying to claim me and my chicken is jealous and keeps flying at the cat and stealing the food I leave. She even ate leftover eggs! I called her a cannibal.

Just a few quick laughs for everyone. Have a good weekend !😁😉😄

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Heartlander · 80-89, M

This brings up a funny airplane incident.

First a little background. The airplane had a flip switch where one side was like "PA" and the other side was "Intercom only", and "off" in the middle.

After delivering his "Welcome board flight ..." announcement to the passengers, another crew member piped in "Chief, I think you just said all that on the intercom and not the PA."

A quick peek at the switch confirmed, he had talked to the crew, and not the passengers.

Then he flicked the switch, and bypassed "Off" to "PA" and went through a 20 second self admonishment, thinking he was talking to himself but now really announcing to the passengers..

"Damn! I can't believe I did that. What a stupid fuck-up way to start a flight!"

ravenwind43 · 51-55, F

@Heartlander I would be asking to get off the flight at that point lol

Heartlander · 80-89, M

@ravenwind43 :) you can't unring a bell. Time for a well thought-out apology.

ravenwind43 · 51-55, F

@Heartlander Definitely lol!