Random Funnies This Week

1. Wiped out in a store. Floor didn't look wet but my shoe thought it was. Nothing injured but my pride. I quickly got back up and keep going (red faced and laughing at myself)

2. I voice texted someone at work and apparently my mic was still on. Said something mundane to another person, and it changed it to a garbled message that made it seem like I said "lots of sex all night long. " (Yea I wish rofl) I apologized quickly and was so embarrassed. Of all the texts to send!

3. A stray cat is trying to claim me and my chicken is jealous and keeps flying at the cat and stealing the food I leave. She even ate leftover eggs! I called her a cannibal.

Just a few quick laughs for everyone. Have a good weekend !😁😉😄

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PoetryNEmotion · F

I am glad you weren't hurt. The rest is very funny. Thank you for this! What is your chicken's name and what kind?

ravenwind43 · 51-55, F

@PoetryNEmotion Glad I wasn't hurt either and you're welcome! My chicken is a Rhode Island Red and her name is Consuela. I used to have another but she wandered off unfortunately. It's tough because chickens like to be with others. I give her extra attention now that she is on her own. I would like to get more but she is very territorial so not sure how she would do with newcomers.