Thanos · 31-35, M
How's a bunker gonna save you from drowning? 😅
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Thanos · 31-35, M
@Error404: bunkers don't move 🤔
Frenchgoddess · 26-30, F
@HowIMetYourMother: Should we remove all the oceans?
Thanos · 31-35, M
@Error404: we'll need some strong water pumps for that
You must rescue Tennessee first.
Frenchgoddess · 26-30, F
will that place flood also?
You need to be introduced to the ammonia girl, she'll tell you all about it.
bijouxbroussard · F
Meh, I'm in California, next strong earthquake we'll be an island. 😭
firefall · 61-69, M
just stay off the major fault lines in the meantime
firefall · 61-69, M
Well it's not like all of America is going to get submerged, only the lowlying bits around the edges and up the Mississippi/Missouri. But if you want to stop it, you're going to need a time machine to go back 10-20 years and get people to have stopped burning oil in such profusion and throwing all that shit up into the atmosphere.

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By making america fat lmao (fat floats)