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DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
One time i farted in an empty shopping aisle and my mom and her friends turned down it and started screaming that it smelled like something had died
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@DarkSideoftheMoon Hahahahahaha ur family is very lucky to have been blessed with your farts 🤣
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@SW-User i try to explain that to them but theyre very unappreciative
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@DarkSideoftheMoon You are just like me in that regard. Hahaha no one seems to appreciate. Once i bowed down and faced my ass in front of my little neice 's face and farted loud hahahahaha
My sister scolded me after that so i started sending her voice notes 🤣
My sister scolded me after that so i started sending her voice notes 🤣
saragoodtimes · F
my sister had a friend over for dinner when we were younger and the smell rose from under the table. my dad yelled Spot at the dog. a little bit later it happened again and again my dad yelled spot again. the third time my dad yelled spot get over here before he shits on you
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@saragoodtimes hahahaha
Pretzel · 61-69, M
my personal best was an ungodly green fog that i expelled while 'fart-walking' in the aisle of a grocery store.
as I turned the corner, out of the corner of my eye I see this unsuspecting guy walking straight for it...
I have to admit I half-giggled and half-chuckled as I went down the next aisle.
as I turned the corner, out of the corner of my eye I see this unsuspecting guy walking straight for it...
I have to admit I half-giggled and half-chuckled as I went down the next aisle.
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@Pretzel this is hilarious
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
I do it at work all the time
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@DeluxedEdition omg i can't stop laughing. Ur so cute
Mooed78 · F
In a elevator once...when it was full of people 😁
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@SW-User i cried
Mooed78 · F
It was a quiet silent type. A sweet smelling lady fart..LOL. Everyone just started to be very polite and block their noses. When the door opened, everyone seemed thrilled for the fresh air as they were gasping for air..LOL
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@Mooed78 hahahahahaha the quiet silent type is always the dangerous one. I M more of the sound harmless one like my ass can feel the vibrations 🤣
Leowett · 51-55, M
But of course! Better out than in
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
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