Would you want to work in that company ?

Sounds normal to me.

Could be the start of some nice teambuilding activities 😏

I hope they wash their hands before cooking my food.

Employee happiness is critical

No. The keyboards would be all stuck.

As it is, many of my coworkers currently [i]fuck the dog[/i] all day, so I feel like this would be a welcome alternative.🤔

who hasnt done that on the job??

maybe but I'd NEVER sit down on one of the toilet seats without one of those paper thingies - and a hazmat suit

The one who shows the women what not to do 😏

Make for interesting talk in the break room.

Bible masterbaters, interesting!! 😇

Maybe that helps with stress

I’d be ok with it.

Im all for it!

I already masturbate at work though. I'm a remote freelancer.

Yikes