Would you want to work in that company ?

Sounds normal to me.

Could be the start of some nice teambuilding activities 😏

I hope they wash their hands before cooking my food.

No. The keyboards would be all stuck.

Employee happiness is critical

As it is, many of my coworkers currently fuck the dog all day, so I feel like this would be a welcome alternative.🤔

who hasnt done that on the job??

maybe but I'd NEVER sit down on one of the toilet seats without one of those paper thingies - and a hazmat suit

well it saves sneaking off to the toilet i suppose , i bet that is a great background soundtrack

The one who shows the women what not to do 😏

Bible masterbaters, interesting!! 😇

Make for interesting talk in the break room.

Maybe that helps with stress

I’d be ok with it.

Im all for it!

I already masturbate at work though. I'm a remote freelancer.

Yikes