What's that lump under my patio?

LOLOLOL, how funny @Moonpenny

@pennynoodles You were more than likely one of the sensible ones 🧻☺️

Of course.....sensible is my middle name.@Moonpenny

A spy amongst us....where?@AntisocialTroll

AS long as it's not gyrating it should be okay shouldn't it?@hunkalove

@pennynoodles see I'm smurt now ya'll are trapped

Beware of the dog. He bites. @PervertedPrincessOfDeath

@pennynoodles so do i

Of course and a Covid test. @DrWatson

@pennynoodles Don't bother with the test. There's no Covid here...

Have you not heard about the new Koala18 variant?@walabby

@pennynoodles a few years ago we got 27 inches of rain in the month of May alone, it also rained a lot in April and June and the first half of July. That May was a record-setter here and I was glad this house is sitting up out of a flood zone.

I've booked the sun as from the 28th May for a week......just to let you know. @cherokeepatti

@pennynoodles well don’t get burnt by it.

@pennynoodles from now on, this will be referred to as “Daddy-O’s Patio”. 😌

Nice idea; I will get a little sign. @Ambroseguy80

@pennynoodles you are a woman of honor. ;)

Using my paving slabs as a duvet?@SW-User

@pennynoodles yes🥱

It would be a big lump, it's a German Shepherd. @TheSirfurryanimalWales

I wonder where he'd got to. @sciguy18

finders keepers@Zonuss