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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@DarkHeaven Having a spooky dad seems pretty lit
@CountScrofula He’s 6’5” and over 240lbs pure muscle from a lifetime of cattle ranching. He has a full Viking beard and everything. He also has a walk in gun safe. Lucky, I’m gay because dating would have been difficult. lol
@CountScrofula I had one date through all of highschool and he took him on a guided tour through his walk in gun safe. I was gutted. lol