Imagine the skin all over your body got all wrinkly like on your fingers when they get wet...

There goes shower sex.

It does


... wait, that's just getting old

We'd look like a scrotum 🤔

I’m old. I don’t need to imagine, although it’s not quite like I’ve been soaked in a tub too long. 😉 More like a crumpled plastic bag.

It would be impossible to get out of wet clothes!

I'll ponder over that tonight

I would look like this.