Dressing as Freddy from Scooby Doo and running around taking the masks off of all the trick-or-treaters: Good idea or best idea?

Maybe less about the masks and more about my stoner friend and his dog breaking into their house and making giant sandwiches.

GASP! That's the dream, man. Right there. Giant sammiches.

Well if you don't have a dog you can borrow one of mine. They're not Great Danes but they love to eat!

I have two actually. They stare at me and make feel guilty even when I chew gum in front of them. They're kinda dicks that way.

If they're different sizes maybe one can be Scrappy? (I hesitate to even mention that encephalitic hound but leaving a dog out just seems mean.)

Haha they're the same size actually. A husky and a golden retriever mix. I did run into this lady (don't worry, she's okay after the collision 🙄) at the pet store with two Maltese dogs. The blind dad was named Scooby and the son was Scrappy. Was kinda cute, despite the whole blind thing.

Hey, blind humans adapt to it, no reason why the dog couldn't as well. It would be an adjustment but with their keen hearing and sense of smell I think they could pull it off.

I don't doubt that at all.