I'm knocking on your door on Halloween

i will be the one jerkwad to give out raisins... feel the cringe of getting raisins for halloween!!!!!

barking dogs that sound like they wanna come through the door to get you.

I might have some taco seasoning packets but you'll have to come in & look.

uh, if there are no children present with you, nothing...

These sucky marshmellow things, i ate all the good stuff ^_^

A 3-musketeers bar and a mixed drink of your choice

No ma'am you will not.

Choc covered sprouts

what do you want?

A bottle of red wine 😉

Toothbrush

You get a trick